DF Competition - "Adopt a Jobber"

Don't worry, we can still keep tabs on the adopted players thanks to Google's cache of the web. Look what I found.

3 Brett Claydon FW
4 Brian Woods Bumbaws
10 David Pallett TopLad
19 Jim Walker Gully Foyle
28 Paul Amos AT
42 Rowby John Rodriguez Sloppy Seconds
39 Terry Temple J Y Kelly
34 Ryan Harrington Darty
1 Andy Parsons OTV
33 Royden Lam skweezit
14 Glenn Spearing TheCat
26 Matt Clark The Arrow
41 Zoran Lerchbacher mattp
11 Davy Dodds macca
23 Kurt Parry Rab C
17 Jamie Bain Mabbsy
16 James Richardson Tankard
7 Dan Russell HaymanProf
27 Matt Padgett Ken
37 Steve Hine Sprocket
21 Johnny Haines gman
46 Steve Mash ivor biggun
9 Dave Ladley Black Velvet
35 Scott Mackenzie theblade
29 Pete Dyos Greenbit
13 Gerwyn Price NarrowWizard
8 Darren Johnson UncleP
20 John Newland Swordsman
2 Andy Pearce Dazzla501
25 Mark Cox Tommo
32 Ross Twell topcat
6 Colin Fowler Rout
43 Ben Ward Double Dodger
24 Marc Dewsbury smogsaway
40 Tony Newell Dicie
38 Stuart White Jim'll Dart It
31 Ricky Evans tykelad
12 Gary Stone FakeWade
5 Campbell Jackson Gumbo
44 Kirk Shepherd samrev180
15 Ian Moss Oche
30 Jason Lovett MT
22 Josh Payne Chizzyadulater
18 Peter Hudson Keyz180
36 Steve Grubb Rocco
45 Joe Murnan BBoJ

Five DF jobbers in action in Dusseldorf today and some of them actually won.

gman's Haines got spanked 6-1 by the Pieman and Fake Wade's Gary Stone got beaten 6-4 by Ryan "the breeder" de Vreede.

However Sloppy Seconds' Rowby-John Rodriguez sneaked a 6-5 win over local von jobber Arman Ertur, UncleP's Darren Johnson battered Jelle Klaasen 6-2 and NarrowWizard's rugby pro Gerwyn Price beat a former world number one, in the form of Colin Lloyd, by the same score.

Gerwyn Price, world beater   

Gotta love D**** O***, that man knows his stuff!

Ken wrote:Gotta love D**** O***, that man knows his stuff!

Thank you, K******* R******  

Only 1 jobber standing on the Saturday as Pipe filled Rowby-John's pipe 6-2 and Mervyn King detonated Dynamite Darren Johnson 6-3.

"Gezzy" Price plays Gando this afternoon carrying the whole of the DF Adoption Scheme on his broad front-row type shoulders.

Price goes out 6-3 so no adopted DF players remain, thus the tournament can be considered over.

Phew ! Thank God for that. Well done D***.

Cupid Stunt wrote:Phew ! Thank God for that. Well done D***.

Cunt.

OnTheWire wrote:Price goes out 6-3 so no adopted DF players remain, thus the tournament can be considered over.

At least I got the last jobber standing   

Ross Twell is the future, I just wish the fucker would try a future in darts instead of hide and seek champion.
I think it is going to drop on to my shoulders to get Ross a sponsor, email to Richard Branson is being submitted among others.